Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clean Humor
|It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time....
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
How to speak Southern
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...