George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...