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A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
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Pickup Lines
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December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Computer Idiots
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Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...