Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...