Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...