The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...