Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...