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Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
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A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
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Resume Bloopers
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