Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a...