On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...