A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...