A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Student Bloopers – Part II!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...