Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...