What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
University Courses For Women
Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother’sEB102: We...