Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...