Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...