One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...