Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
This is my first golf lesson
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You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...