What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...