Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...