Howe 2 right gud
Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L. ViscoVice-president and Senior Copywriter...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!