Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...