Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...