Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...