Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...