Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...