Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...