Flea jokes 02
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Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...