Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...