Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
For Atlanta Falcon Fans!
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...