Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.