Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...