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What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
Giving sad news to a troop
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President Gorbachev
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Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
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