The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...