What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
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Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate....
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Discovering America
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I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...