House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
Diary of a computer lamer
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Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...