Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...