Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...