Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...