The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ MY TWO “DELICATE” OPERATIONSA few years ago, I...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...