Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...