A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...