Shortage of parachutes
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Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
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Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...