Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...