Holiday Party Festivity Levels
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Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
insects are so clever
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Chapter Eleven
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Why don’t Blondes…?
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Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
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The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...