End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...