Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...