To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...