Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...