Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
mosquito go to the dentist
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Ms. Piggy Counts
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MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
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Football try-outs.
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Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
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Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
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