Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...