Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...